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At Brew-Bacher’s we love to have fun and we enjoy a good laugh.
Here are a few good jokes we found just for the kids!

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: “Is that you, Mommy?”

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A: ME!!!!!

Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogey in it!

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: He was a chicken.

Q: Why was the guy looking for food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said it’s on me.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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