At Brew-Bacher’s we love to have fun and we enjoy a good laugh.
Here are a few good jokes we found just for the kids!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: “Is that you, Mommy?”
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogey in it!
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: He was a chicken.
Q: Why was the guy looking for food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said it’s on me.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.